My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with itโ€™s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you canโ€™t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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